Baker Mayfield

The Baker Mayfield - the act of double fingering a butthole with the index and middle finger then wiping the poop smear underneath the eyes of your lover. This will look like eye black but brown, like the shitty QB he is.

Yo bro, i met this shitty bitch last night. Shes a dirty girl. Took her home and treated her to a Baker Mayfield!

Or

I am a browns fan and felt the need to cry and masterbate after the loss. I wanted to look like i felt so i gave myself a Baker Mayfield!

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