guy-jacking

the act of a friend moving in on a guy in which you have interest.

Sara: "Lily, weren't you just talking to Chris a few minutes ago?"

Lily: "Yeah, why?"

Sara: "Well, Gina is over there with him now. I bet she's guy-jacking you!"

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Zach Braff

(verb) to make someone feel like a winner even though they're being hustled or otherwise taken advantage of; to pimp or exploit someone without their knowledge.

Derived from a 2013 Kickstarter campaign in which actor Zach Braff successfully convinced fans to donate over $3 million to fund his next movie, even though he had more than enough personal wealth, Hollywood connections, and white male privilege to do it himself.

1. Only a true player can Zach Braff a ho into thinking that her life is glamorous and great while she's whoring herself out to give all her money to him.

2. He Zach Braff'd over $3 million out of those fools. They're excited as hell even though they're only getting t-shirts and DVDs and won't see a dime of profit. That wealthy bastard has my utmost respect.

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