chodin

When your penis is shrunken up smaller than usual, and looks really wide for its length. Pronounced like the Norse god, Odin with a 'ch' sound in front.

Yo Nathan, I can't tell if Im chodin because Im freezing my nuts off in this theater, or because I was scared shitless when that black dude was yelling at me for cutting him off.

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icicle

A common abdominal pain that can occur without warning. The term "icicle" is used because the pain can be described as if an icicle has been violently shoved into your rectum and has pierced through your internal organs, a very sharp and intense, yet quick pain.

Yesterday when I was eating lunch with Antonio, he let out a quick gasp followed by a muttered "ow". I'm pretty sure he had his first icicle.

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ming

Another word for shit, predominately used as a verb

Hector: "WHOA, I have to ming really bad"
Lionel: "So your saying you have to lay a dynasty?"

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pre-finish

Not quite finished with something

Yeah Hans, I can go smoke some herb, I pre-finished my linear algebra homework.

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iShot

Taking a shot with someone via a webcam. Useful to get drunk with your bro who goes to school far away.

Or a fun game to play on chat roulette; see if you can get enough people to drink with you to get hammered.

"Yo Rangie, wanna take an iShot?"
"Yeah"
or
"Hey you're not exposing your privates, wanna take a shot with me?"
"Hell yeah man, I need a drink"

belt syndrome

The stomach cramping feeling you get when you wear your belt too tight. Can also be caused by your seatbelt in your vehicle if it goes into that annoying locking mode.

Damn Claude, while I was driving here, I got an extreme case of belt syndrome. Was not nice.

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assel

Used in the same context as asshole and meaning the same thing, assel is less conspicuous and far less noticeable to someone who doesn't know what it means.

Hey what up assel, wanna go play some mini golf?

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