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Stepping in a pile of cow shit.
"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."
A rhinoceros' vagina. Also makes a great name for a rock band.
"Did you go see Rhinogina last night?! They rocked!!" "Naw, I haven't been to the zoo in years..."