habrough

Appears to be a nice well looked after village, however rumours have it that at night fall all the cougars come out looking for young blood.
Most locals circle around the station pub awaiting for new faces to join their cult 'HLOG' which is best described as middle aged over weight gay gang bang meetings

I wouldn't go to Habrough after dark, unless you're into old women forcing you into foot sex and piss pleasure.

Killinghome

Spilt into ‘North’ and ‘South’ just to allow a road to go through the middle… ironic because the rest of Lincolnshire wants a divide from this shit hole and the people who reside there.

Teen mums is of course rife and noncey old men sit at their curtains all day looking at you.

No one really wants to live their but 98% of the houses are council houses so that says everything,

The people are simply smelly cunts

Don’t go to killinghome, you might just catch a case of trampy cunt disease

stallingborough

Not sure why it exists, could be a village, could be a town, could just be a forgotten civilisation somewhere in between immingham and grimsby.
Every man who lives there is either a farmer or a son of a rich man. similarly to Habrough single milfs rome free.
The children there have no access to electricity and instead play with sticks
Thats about it really

You can't got to Stallingborough! You'll most certainly be grazing on grass by next week!

immingham

The act of living somewhere where inbreeding is consider normal and fat birds are the pick of the punch. Can be another word used to describe a sack of shit

I woke up this morning and found an immingham on my door step. Yuck!