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When you crush up and snort a 7-11 sec pill and chase it with a 5 hour energy !
I just got paid at work so I pulled the old âgame changierâ on my wife.
When you work at a doctors office and the patient has a fucked up left knee
John Doe has a fâd up Letney. He is going to need letney xrays.
When you pour a beer down a chicks asshole while your underneath her drinking it.
I was at the bunny ranch and got a brown eyed waterfall with my nightly special.
Using an Asian prostitute and have her lay her head back off the bed fill Both of her nostrils full of blow and rifle both of them with straws out of her nose
While I was in the red light district I got the won ton feeewie and she played with my balls.
Similar to the sneezecumpoop, this happens in a different order. Sneeze, then shit, then cum. Again, spontaneous combustion may happen and consult you doctor before attempting.
I was getting freaky with my girlfriend and the I sneeshicumed all over the place.