Nightly Routine

The hip new trend of masturbating before bed. Popular amongst young millennials, Gen Z, and other suburban youth.

*Alright, I'm heading to bed.
* Don't forget about the nightly routine.
*Yeah man of course.

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Nightly Routine

The act of jerking off before bed.

Don’t talk to me if I have completed my nightly routine!

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Bi-nightly

1. An occurence that can be defined as happening twice a night or every second night depending on the person you speak to.

2. Alternatively it can mean a person or group of people whose sexuality changes preference at night

1. Anthony: I jack it Bi-Nightly

Brodie: does that mean your going to jack it twice in one night?, you'll rip the skin off it.

Anthony: It can mean either

2. Mick: I'm going to get pounded tonight

Glenn: I thought you were straight?

Mick: Yes but i'm Bi-nightly

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Nightly Glow

One hell of a pker. Uses range/mage/melee combos to own all the noobs. Proud member of Carnage.

Person 1:Holy crap its Nightly Glow omfg run!!@#!%
n00b:Nah I can take him man.
*n00b gets 3 hit by Nightly Glow*

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The Nightly Manor

An object show (animated series about objects) created by Allenimations. Reboot of Allenimations previous show Object Manor.

“Did you see the new episode of The Nightly Manor yet?”
“Yeah I loved it!”

nightly furgeson

(noun) the act of receiving head while multitabling online poker

Man, I was 4-tabling the 2/4 game on Pokerstars last night. Next thing I know, my girlfriend walks in the room, unzips my pants and gives me the nightly furgeson!

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nightly window cleaner

A guy who comes to your house every night to clean your windows while you sleep. He will only come if you sleep at any point of time in the night, and if you pull an all-nighter then your windows will not be cleaned. This could be an issue under circumstances where your window has the potential to get very dirty. There is a common saying, "Get a full night's rest, or your windows will be dirty!" which I did not just invent on the spot for the convenience of this definition.

"I've pulled two all-nighters in a row and I'm so tired!"
"Your windows must be dirty, maybe you should sleep to the nightly window cleaner will come?"
"That's a good idea."