Clever Fish Syndrome

A mental disease whereby the person has all the mental affects that would grant him/her a photographic memory, but they also suffer from all the mental aspects of amnesia, rendering him/her normal in terms of memory capability. The name of this syndrome derives from a real situation in which a fish know as "Goldy" would learn things incredibly fast (such as Einsteins Theory of Relativity and Triganometory) but would forget them in the following seven seconds.

"I can remember what songs were played on my 3rd birthday but unfortunately I suffer from Clever Fish Syndrome and as such I have forgetten."

"Goldy learnt how to turn lead into gold today, all though his fish brain forgot how to do this with 10 seconds"

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Ass cream

A white pastey discharge from the anus that occurs during intense sexual possitions. The discharge is caused by a fault in the kidney know as "kidneyitus". The cream is/can be injested by the owners friend/partner/relative as a substance that increases fertility. The cream is similar to that which is placed on deserts which, minus the taste, is fucking disgusting.

"I was having bondage with my sister last night."
"Doesn't she have kidneyitus?"
"Did she..?"
"Yes. Ass creamed all over my face."
"Dad...thats fucking disgusting."

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scent block

when your nose is stuffy and you can’t smell anything

I have a scent block. I can’t smell anything.

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