ZDD

Zelda Deficit Disorder

Meaning: You don't know the first thing about the Legend of Zelda.

And you give it away by firstly assuming that Zelda is the main character in which you play. And you refuse to believe his name is Link.

You get stuck in all the temples and never know what you're doing.

Most importantly you don't even know the 'actual' Legend of Zelda. Seriously, just look up the book of Mudora and educate yourself. It's a beautiful story that dosn't deserve to be tainted with your lack of knowledge on the subject.

"What's the Triforce?"

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So you have ZDD? ¬_¬

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Bathroom Party

When you and a a couple of your close friends, sometimes more, drift away from the actual party to do 'other things'...aka drugs, in the bathroom. Therefor starting your own separate party in a small little fancy room next to some strangers toilet.

I mean you've got running water, nice lighting, rolled up 20's. That's enough for a nice little soiree

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Stranger: What the fuck is that banging noise coming from the bathroom?

Bathroom attendees: Don't worry, Bathroom Party, we're just nailing up picture frames *sniff* :D

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