Double trouble

Wen you put on a strap on above your penis so you are able to penetrate two holes at a time

Friend: "So what did you and your girl do last night?"
Me: "Well, not much, but I gave her that double trouble."

French deepfry

When you make French toast mix and put your dick in the batter then you stick it in the frying pan. It may sting a bit but at the end you have a nice treat for you and your girlfriend/ boyfriend.

Friend: Yo dude, what'd you eat this morning?
You: well, I gave my girl a French deepfry.

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