U good?

A highly effective comeback to someone who gets triggered by words on a screen and starts to argue with you on social media. It shows the other person you are calm and don't care, while suggesting you are worried about how not good they appear. It is most effective when used later in the argument-- hit em with a few replies that you know will get them emotionally invested (can make up facts if that helps). When their responses get the longest, that's the time to hit them with "U good?" (Once you use it, keep replying with it or variations of it - i.e. U gud?/U okay?/Lol..you gud?)

Not Good Person: "WRONG! You obviously don't know what you are talking about, why don't you do a little research before spewing that nonsense. We literally have pictures of Mars you moron!"
You: "U good?"

The Grid

A grotesque and dismal place made up of politics, mainstream news, Joe Rogan, kid diddlers, celebrities, woke folk, credit card reward points, fast food, porn, social media arguments, the lottery, health advice from the obese, billboards that strongly suggest if you don't think obese women are beautiful then you are racist, The Big Bang Theory, covid, plant meat, and Black Friday. It is where Gridders live happily unhappy- leading fearful, depressing lives. On The Grid, everyone wants to have a mental illness and Flat Screen TVs are a measure of success.

"Damn dude, that joke is funny. It's too bad you can't say funny jokes when youre on The Grid."

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