snifty

Used in leiu of "spiffy," lest you sound like a complete LOSER and everyone makes fun of you. Combination of spiffy, nifty, and YOUR A LOSER. Originally coined by Drew Hayes's comic book creation, Lusiphur Malaché, in the comic book Poison Elves.

That's the sniftiest thing I've ever heard.

You're snifty, go out with me.

Spiffy is a crutch for those unable to comprehend the complexity of snifty.

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Junkbucket

'83 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme, formerly painted gold, with a 5 Litre engine, 4 barrel carburator, and only one speaker. Extremely oldschool. Missing a few pieces, but generally the coolest thing on 4 wheels... well... it's usually on four wheels.

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A car that runs extremely badly and is miffing off the owner at time of name-calling barrage.

Gah-dang junkbucket! I KNOW you can run better than that 2002 Toyota. You can smoke it, can't ya? Can't ya?!

Come on, Junkbucket, you big ugly piece of American engineering! Make your assemblers proud!

The junkbucket died on me; can I borrow your car, mom?

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