Dutch Alarm Clock

The champion of all farts. When you rip a nasty fart vile enough in scent or sound to wake your partner in the middle of the night, that's a Dutch Alarm Clock.

I had bad gas when i went to sleep. I farted and it smelled so bad, it woke up my wife. She didn't appreciate the Dutch Alarm Clock.

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mushroom punch

The act of punching someone in the face with the tip of your dick (the mushroom). Most effective while fully erect and pulling back on the head to create tension and releasing. This will leave a "mushroom print" if done correctly.

The hooker who was blowing me kept looking up so i gave her a mushroom punch.

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