Golden Earring

When you pee in your lover's ear so hard it makes his or her ear ring

Jasper: hey did you and Jay have fun last night?

Marty: What? I can't hear you, Jay gave me a Golden Earring!

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coffee whore

An individual who spends his or her time engaging in a ridiculous amount of meetings over coffee with friends, family, acquaintances, and potential love interests.

I saw Lisa again at Jumpin Java. She is such a coffee whore.

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