Maarten

A bloke who is never around when you need him. Or otherwise.

A guy who is about as easy to locate as the Holy Grail.

Kerstin: Where is Maarten?
Lisa: I don't know, sorry.

Ten minutes later:

Chelsea: Where is Maarten?
Lisa: I don't know.

Ten minutes later:
Millie: Where is...
Lisa: I DON'T KNOW!

Ten minutes later:
Brad: Hey, have you seen...

*Brad stops talking on account of being shot in the head*

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