Alexsexual

When somebody is sexually attracted to a piece of hot and cute trash called Alex.

I heard Linda is Alexsexual now.
Really good coming out for her!

alexromantic

When you are romantically attracted to a hot and depressed pile of hot trash called Alex.

Hi I am Alexsexual and alexromantic !
-Oh what does that mean?
-I’m a simp and a whore for Alex.