System Administrator

The profile on the computer that has access to all the system settings.

click start then control panel for XP users.

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wizard

the female reproductive organs; vagina

Syn: pussy, cunt, axewound, cabbage patch, pink taco, beaver, living snake, oyster, snapper, cooch, etc, etc, etc.

Betty: How's it going, Veronica?

Veronica: Not so well, Betty, the wizard's bleeding today...

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wand

the male reproductive organs; penis

Syn: dick, prick, cock, schlong, hose, bird, hairy canary, leg of the duck, pecker, flounder, haddock, trouser trout, eel, scord, snake, python, lizard, dragon, lily, cucumber, etc.

Thelma: So I heard you hooked up with Jon the other night! *wink wink*

Louise: Yeah, but his wand is so huge, I've been sore for days!

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spellbook

the buttocks!!!...yeah.

Syn: ass, butt, tush, hiney, deriair, behind, rear, etc, etc

Roleplay Father: I hope you learned your lesson, little girl...

Roleplay Daughter: Yes, Daddy, I did but...my spellbook hurts like a mutha!

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cauldrons

a female's bosoms!!! ... breasts

Syn: jugs, tits, knockers, chi-chis, honkers, melons, bazongas, tetas, etc.

Beavis: Damn!!! Check out her rack!

Butthead: I've never seen such gigantic cauldrons!

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