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Michael Vick

To perform unspeakable, terrible, abusive acts on an animal. The connotations, however, are most effective when describing actions towards dogs.

Put a DAMN muzzle on that thing! I’m gonna hop the fence and “Michael Vick” your dog if it doesn’t shut its trap!

by Listat August 30, 2007

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Braveheart Shower

The waterless lazy-man's shower. Basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.

Reference: In an early scene in the movie Braveheart (1995), the young William Wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day - no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.

I'm late for class so I'm gonna have to hurry up. I'll just take a Braveheart shower and go.

by Listat October 9, 2007

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Braveheart shower

The waterless lazy-man's shower. Basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.

Reference: In an early scene in the movie Braveheart (1995), the young William Wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day - no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.

I'm late for class so I'm gonna have to hurry up. I'll just take a Braveheart shower and go.

by Listat September 22, 2007

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