Flunnel

When laying with a significant other head to feet while under a flannel or fleece blanket in a way that would resemble a tunnel and your significant other then proceeds to fart and it travels down the tunnel (flunnel) like shape of the blanket to your nose.

Last night I was giving my girlfriend a foot massage and unfortunately made my first trip through the stinking flunnel.

Facon

An instance in which you believe to have smelled the scent of bacon however it turns out it is just someone’s fart

Man I sure was hungry this morning when I thought I smelled some bacon turns Out it was really just big bobs facon