Christopher

Christopher is the only man you need. He will make you laugh in the darkest time. literally the sexiest man alive. Prob is dating his cousin though, but it's ok because she hot.

1. Christopher is so hot and sexy

2. I Knooowwwwww

Spitting Squish

When a person a person says something that makes no sense.

Person 1: "Did you know I'm dating Michael Jackson?"
Person 2: "Dude stop Spitting Squish"