Pansexual

Someone who likes to get freaky with pans or other kitchen appliances. They are often turned on by the faint sizzle of something like bacon.

*A homophone of the sexual orientation of the same spelling.

Person A: yeah, that girl is pansexual.

Person B: oh, she doesn't care what gender they identify with, but just the person themselves?

Person A: nah, she fucks pans.

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