LAPD Special

A sex move in which you cum into her open eyes (forced open if need be), blinding her as if it were peper-spray.

You then, while she is rubbing her eyes in pain, beat the shit out of her with your bare hands or, preferably, with your still erect penis while yelling "Stop resisting!"

I gave my girl an LAPD Special last night, bitch looked like Rodney King after I was done.

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