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School

A pointless place where you learn pointless things for no reason. Teachers think that our lives are: reading books, studying, doing homework and doing something else that has something to do with school. School is this but simple:" Sit down, shut your fucking mouth and do everything I say. You have no rights in my classroom."
School seems like child slavery. Did you know that there is something out there called Google? It's where you can learn what you want when you want. You don't have to have shit shoved down your throat for 6 hours. It's all your choice.

Teacher: "Why didn't you come to school yesterday?"
Student: "I was sick but I used Google to learn what I wanted to. It was actually quite fun!"
*Teacher has a heart attack because she heard google*

by LittleTimmyCry April 24, 2022


Jurassic World Dominion

A good movie hated for no reason. I think critics are those "jurassic park good because it's the original" people. Jurassic Park is a good movie but just because it's the original, doesn't mean you should hate the others. If they aren't those people then I don't know what to do.

Critic: "Jurassic World Dominion is an overhyped pile of shit."
Guy #1: "I think it's good."
Critic: "Jurassic Park is good, the rest are trash."
Guy #2: "Maybe you watched them with your eyes closed?"

by LittleTimmyCry July 20, 2022

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Dog hater

The kind of person I support. It's our opinion. We shouldn't have to like something just because you like it.

Guy 1: "Hey, Gerald is a dog hater."
Loser 1: "Ew, I should stay away from him."
Guy 2: "Well, that's fine. You can have your own opinion."

by LittleTimmyCry March 1, 2022

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I forgor 💀

I forgor 💀

I forgor 💀

by LittleTimmyCry April 29, 2022

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