newhook

Commonly a ginger haired souless gargoyle. Tries to make people around them too drunk to realise that their souls are being siphoned away from them.

Newhook: Hey Scott I'll give you a beer for your soul.
Scott: *mumbles* Dam that's the twelfth beer today.

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Dave

A close relation to the Neanderthal , generally on the lower IQ spectrum often appear as delusional. They commonly struggle with the basic understanding and completion of rudemental tasks.

They commonly dwell in the darks corners of twitter, making up conspiracy theories whilst praying on anyone that has any form of complex opinion. The Dave's actually sustain their presence on are worldly plain by reducing the IQs of the people that come in contact with them.

Twitter user: "These flat earthers are ridiculous"
Dave: "World flat! il kill your entire family with rock"

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