The Tallis

A phrase used to describe the action of sucking a female nipple.

Louis: I went home with this girl last night.

Me: Did you give her the Tallis?

Louis: Hell yeah I did.

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The Tallis chalice

A solid gold cup made for Lord Gareth Buttqueef Tallis The third in 1682. He had it made with the intention of sipping his wife’s breastmilk from it on late summer evenings.

It has been passed down the Tallis family from father to son since.

Big Tallis: “take a sip from the Tallis chalice”

Little Tallis: “okay Dad “

Big Tallis: “you are a man now. “