JP

is thicc

Person: damn he’s got a thicc booty!!
Person: must be a JP.

46👍 19👎

Jed

Likes getting the screwdriver and is an absolute dumbass who thinks he can smoke weed

Jed doesn’t even know where he is from one bowl pack and his ass is bleeding

6👍 11👎

The screwdriver

Where you shove your entire arm up someone’s ass with a straight hand then grab what you can feel and yank as hard as possible. If they don’t bleed, you’re not doing it right.

I gave Kevin the screwdriver after he fucked me in the ass.

29👍 13👎

Butt Trumpet

The incredible skill of being able to not only play the trumpet but to harness the sheer power of your inner rectum to play a trumpet with your butthole

My butt trumpet skills were insane until I lost my mouthpiece in my ass

15👍 1👎

Braden

A little fucker who low key changes their personality and drops multiple friends for no reason

Braden fucking blocked all of my social media and when I asked why he said that I’m weird like what the fuck lol

11👍 11👎