Putin

The 45th president of the United States.

The fake news media reported that donnie trump was the 45th U.S. president, but Mueller's investigation revealed that Vladimir Putin had actually won the election.

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Trumpian

Pertaining to extreme racism, ignorance, obesity,and tomfoolery.

" How did dimwit donnie end up banging that exchange student Melania?"

" His IQ is in single digits, he hates minorities, and he swindled enough republicans to pay for her green card".

"Damn, donnie may be an orange asshole, but nailing that big-tits slut was a trumpian move!"

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Fake news

The twisted way that rednecks, trumptards, and children born of incest justify being so damn stoopid.

Rednecks and trumptards can ignore global warming, Trump's lies, animal extinction, and the teachings of Jesus Christ because to them, it's all fake news.

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red hen

A Virginia restaurant that features great food and a patriotic love of American ideals. And a healthy dislike for deplorable trumptards whose business is not welcome.

"Wanna go to the red hen for dinner tonight?"

"Sure! I love their food and I need a night free from Sarah Huckabees ugly lying face"

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blue wave

Expression which describes the upcoming Democratic landslide in the November midterm elections. Deplorable trumptard Congressmen will become extinct, and inbred trumptards everywhere will cry a lot.

" These fucking ignorant trumptards make me sick!"

" No worries brother, the blue wave in November will drown those GOP rats."

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Trumporrhoids

Extremely painful rectal flare-up, caused by GOP elected officials getting bent over by their Dotard and taking in the ass without any lube.

Nickey Haley: " I have the worst fucking trumporrhoids - I can't even sit down."

Anyone normal: "Why don't you stop spreading your ass cheeks so that donnie can ream you?"

Nickey Haley : "You know that I'm a loser and a racist. If I don't let dotard fuck me in the ass, who else will?"

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Russiamerica

Name given by the GOP to the country formerly known as the United States of America after they sold it to Vladimir Putin.

A giant helium balloon of orange baby trump welcomed immigrants to Russiamerica, the former United States of America.

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