Dagobah

Any place that you wanted to go until you actually arrived and then wished that you had never even considered going there.

Dude#1: Dude, we're totally gonna stop in Canada!

Dude#2: Yeah totally!

(In Canda)

Dude#1: What the hell were we thinking? This is a total Dagobah

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Yoda

A short, small green creature who believes that nearly everything in the world is a path to the dark side. Subsequently, he is also the most powerful member of the Jedi Counsil

Yoda: The path to the dark side, women are

Random Jedi Knight: Screw this, I'm goin to the dark side and finding some hunnies!!

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