OotP

J.K. Rowling's fifth novel, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Popular shorthand amongst bloggers.

"Did you read my blog last night about OotP?"
"Nooo! I haven't read it yet, and I don't want to read any spoilers before then!"

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...

Dot dot dot... silence...

crickets: *chirp chirp* ...

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Poolside Parker

peter parker sitting poolside in his glasses waiting for love.

Felicia often dreams about Poolside Parker

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A+

something awesome

"He's taking you on a date?! That's A+!"

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angelina jolie

I LOVE HER!! total obbsesion, fucking best lookin girl eva, shes soo gorgeous!!!

OMG i just looked at angelina, ORGASM!!! :)

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The Peyton

1.Having sex with a bass headstock while on her bed, while her mom watches.

2.A cordial cock slap to the face while playing bass.

1. Liz pulled a peyton.

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pittle

pittle : to poo. to take a dump.

i ate too many beans, and took a mean ass pittle.

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