merph

a sound used to express confusion or lack of knowledge

a:who is that? and what are they doing?
b: *merph?*

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bathing suit hickey

This is a condition which sometimes arises amongst female swimmers. Sometimes, the strap of a girl's bathing suit will rub up against her neck, and if this goes on for the entirety of a very long practice, hickey-like marks are left on the neck.

In the locker room after swim practice, Caroline noticed odd red marks on her neck. Jane, noticing them also, said, "Congratulations on your first bathing suit hickey."

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secular

Non-religious. Not to be confused with atheistic.

Government should be secular.

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cyborg human bean revolution

the cultivation of revolting beans during the famous "Bean Uprising" of 3044 by half humans, half robots. Eventually the cyborgs joined the beans, striking for wages, food, and comfortable beds.

Man, those syborg human bean revolutions have really got me down. I think that we should revolt against them for a change.

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crasshole

the shorted version of crazy asshole.

That guy is a serious crasshole

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cheese

n : any consumble object which comes in a dairy shaped cube. not to be consumed with meat at kosher tables.

v : to find something excessively cool

adj : to be excessively cool

exclamation : like penis, only better

n : "Dude, give me some of those cheese cubes."

v : "That cheese cube is so totally cheesed."

adj : "Your mom is the cheese!"

exclamation : "CHEESE! I just hit that old lady!"

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pussytease

a guy who says that he wants some, but instead he is too scared to make a move and just leads girls on.

A guy named Hal, who pretends to want to hook up with girls, but who instead is a pitiful virgin.

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