Man

One can classify men in many ways. I'm going to do that according to some definitions for 'woman'.

Type 1: Retarded amoeba
"A woman is the useless skin around the vagina."

This kind of man is a lame excuse for a human being, and is sadly a waste of precious oxygen and a contributor to global warming. My defintion would be: Useless skin, cause their dick is not worth mentioning.

Type 2: Ignorant Asshole
"Women are only good in the kitchen and bedroom."

Type 2 is another unfortunate specimen of mankind. This kind of man is not even good in these two sectors, cause he can't even make toast without burning them and his unfortunate wife sleeps as he has sex with her.

Type 3: Normal Homo Sapiens
"Woman are equal to men in intelligence, and should be regarded as equals."

Type 3 is the only kind worth calling 'man'. This is the normal kind, and the world would be a better place if there were more.

T1
"Have you heard Luca? That man has the mental age of a retarted amoeba."

T2
"Mark said women are only good in two places, but there's no good place you'll find that man in."

T3
"I really enjoy being with Tony. He's such an intelligent and cultured man. God knows my lfe would be better with friends like him."

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