adam and eve

The two chuckleheads who populated the earth with imbreds. Explains a lot.

I wonder if Adam and Eve looked identical, except for the genitalia?

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james cagney

James Cagney was one of the greatest film gangsters of all time, as well as a song and dance man. He starred in such classics as "White Heat", "Angels with Dirty Faces", "Yankee Doodle Dandy" and "Public Enemy".

"Did you see White Heat starring James Cagney? 'Top of the world ma!'"

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Freddie Mercury

The greatest musician/entertainer ever, who died because he was too good for this world.

Me: Isn't Freddie Mercury the shit?
John: No.
Me: Pfft. What do you know?

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spermometer

Male genitalia; the penis

Man: Can I stick my spermometer in your downstairs turkey, see how hot it is?

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