Hyannis

A person who resides in Cape Cod with an abnormally high anus. Also referred to as a Botox-Badonkadonk.

That blonde woman from Cape Cod had a Hyannis.

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Rectanus

Rectum and Anus.

I'm not sure if it was my rectum or my anus. So I'll just call it my Rectanus.

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Phlegucus

Phlegm and mucus. You get phlegucus when you either have Strep Throat, A cold, or a Sinus Infection. Usually comes out in thick, acidic chunks when one coughs.

"Dude, My throat hurt really bad!"

"Really? Did you have some phlegucus stuck in it?"

Homotextual

A homosexual male who enjoys texting his non-homosexual male and female friends excessively.

Chad is a major Homotextual! He texted Brittany, Bobbi, Bryan, Karen, Alexis, Liz, Troy, Scott, Peter, Rachel, Mike, Paul, Pablo, Rico, Enrique, and Sara all at the same time.