Caption Kirk

Caption Kirk is from the sci-fi series Star Trek He is Spock's other half, the best caption in Starfleet. Picard's got nothing on him. He is insanely sexy, has balls and nerves of steels and a great leader, having the crew as his "family" He's so tough he kicked death ass and came back from the dead to be with Spock. Note: Do not mess with the caption, because Spock will fuck yo shit up!

Caption Kirk makes Spock very happy, although Spock will say Vulcun's cannot feel happy.

tie off

to hook a personal lanyard to a horizontal lifeline system or other safety device.

He will tie off to the safety rope.

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twoer

A public toilet that is situated so one may complete a bowel movement in private and unmolested.

Their restroom is a twoer.