Not allowed out of the house due to multiple paedophile accusations
The lack of beard affects my social skills as I cannot pull anyone above 11
Iâm just feeling very jimal how can I fix this
Iâve actually lost brain cells due to excessive weight lifting but my mum makes it better by stroking my wood at night
I wish my mum was available for an umzz right now
Enjoys long walks in the park to get a sneak peak of girls coming down the slide
Iâm gonna pop out for a quick danyaaaall
I hate everyone but my mum who I like to tickle late at night
Hey do you feel like zee tonight