Habzar

Not allowed out of the house due to multiple paedophile accusations

He’s a habzar

Jimal

The lack of beard affects my social skills as I cannot pull anyone above 11

I’m just feeling very jimal how can I fix this

Ricetuni

Pleasuring yourself to k pop

I look forward to ricetuni tonight

Umzz

I’ve actually lost brain cells due to excessive weight lifting but my mum makes it better by stroking my wood at night

I wish my mum was available for an umzz right now

Danyaaaall

Enjoys long walks in the park to get a sneak peak of girls coming down the slide

I’m gonna pop out for a quick danyaaaall

Zee

I hate everyone but my mum who I like to tickle late at night

Hey do you feel like zee tonight