Adam

Noun n.

1. A stupid troll with no life and nothing better to spend money on than useless accounts and pokemon games that he plays in his mother's basement.

2. The process by which a heterosexual boy goes gay during puberty.

3. The act of sucking a penis while playing pokemon with your own mother.

4. A zit/pimple/acne.

5. A nasty little pimple that you might find on your ass on a hot summer day.

Verb v.

1. To spend $750.00 on a single account on a chatting website.

2. To troll or insult people using the words "faggot nigger" or other similar childish language because you have nothing intelligently cruel or remotely true to say about that person.

3. To act like something you're not to hide your insecurities; particularly acting like a "gangsta" to seem "cool" when you're only more annoying and pathetic that way.

4. Sucking a dick and denying it.

1. Oh god it's Adam ~_~

Hide your men.

2. He used to like girls when he was a kid then something happened in that locker room and he adamed.

3. OMG! You've got a huge adam on your face D:

Pop that nasty sucker!

4. Ah, man. I've got an adam on my butt. It hurts like hell.

5.

Normal person 1: DUDE! He bought an account on a website for over 700 dollars!!!

Normal person 2: WTF?!???!!!?!

Normal person 1: Yeah man, he totally adamed that shit.

6.

Person 1: Did you hear about Jeremy?
Person 2: What? What happened?
Person 3: Brad totally adamed him man. He denied he gave him a blowjob and told him to shut up.
Person 4: LOL

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Cougared

The act of being PWNED by an over-sized feline predator in Red Dead Redemption. The cougar has no mercy and once it lands it's first surprise attack on you and knocks you to the ground it may decide to hit you before you can even get up and use a first aid supply, rendering you dead in mere seconds. Getting cougared is very easy. All you have to do is travel ANY area of Red Dead Redemption and you are already in the cougar's sights. It will stalk you and if you manage to kill one, don't relax because you've already been sized up by it's next buddy (or six) hanging back to get you when you let your guard down. Cougars are very real...

...and they will find you

...and your wife, and kids, and your mother, and your father, and your bitch, and your ho and your pimp, and your - *COUGARED*

1.

lloyd (05:57:05 AM): IT KILLED ME
lloyd (05:57:07 AM): -.-
hazard89 (05:57:14 AM): ._.
lloyd (05:57:22 AM): FUCKING COUGARS!!!
lloyd (05:57:37 AM): I'm going to RAGE FAP after this >_>
hazard89 (05:57:45 AM): LMAO!
hazard89 (05:58:05 AM): *dying*

2.

lloyd (04:09:15 AM): fuckin cougars
lloyd (04:09:17 AM): ~_~
lloyd (04:09:31 AM): and I don't mean the sexy kind...
hazard89 (04:09:34 AM): o.o
hazard89 (04:09:36 AM): LOL

3.

lloyd (12:09:35 AM): It's inevitable, Hazard....you WILL be cougared....
hazard89 (12:09:54 AM): I WILL NOT!
hazard89 (12:10:05 AM): I shall strive to be the only man NEVER COUGARED!
hazard89 (12:10:06 AM): >:D
lloyd (12:10:17 AM): and if you don't save more often you'll bite yourself in the ass so hard that you'll take your whole ass off when you get cougared
lloyd (12:10:18 AM): ._.
hazard89 (12:10:48 AM): O_O
lloyd (12:10:50 AM): A man can dream I guess, Hazard, a man can dream -.-
hazard89 (12:10:50 AM): WTF
hazard89 (12:10:53 AM): XD!
lloyd (12:13:43 AM): HAZARD: I’ll show that Lloyd, I’ll never get cougared. Ha! *roams around on horse* ♫ La la la la la la fa la la la la♫ - ooo! What’s that sound? *dies* OMFG D:< *smashes PS3*

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