Ohio

America's 17th state, a completely normal state, idk what u guys r talkin 'bout? Aight, Imma tell ya some general info about this mf state.
Capital: Columbus
Governor: Mike DeWine (Republican Party)
wait... Republican? Now I see why.

Man: "Hi and welcome to Ohio! There's nothing here like seriousl-"
*A dinosaur falls from the sky*
*Aliens starting to kidnap cows*
*Corns knowing how to move*