A funny plant that makes you stare at a wall for 10 minutes until you realize thatâs not the tv.
Weed exists
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A hellspawn company created by Satan himself to create assembly line whimsy and to buy and ruin all of our favorite movie franchises.
âHave you heard about Disney buying Star Wars?â
âYeah, hopefully theyâll produce better movies with a bigger budget.â
Years later
âWhy did we think this would be good?â
âI donât fucking know!â
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âEverybody gangsta till the nuns start meowingâ
-Sam Onella Academy
A batshit insane book written by Timothy Dexter that is filled with political rants, complaints about his wife, and the most fucking beautiful spelling ever. There were complaints about the lack of punctuation so in the second edition, Timothy Dexter put and extra page in the back filled with punctuation and a note saying stick them wherever you want.
âI just read A Pickle for the Knowing Onesâ
When you fuck over all of your enemies along with yourself. A kamikaze attack against the whole army instead of just a part of it.
âI think weâre gonna need to pull a Holdo Maneuver to win this.â