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When her pussy stink
Guy one: "WOOOOAAH IS THAT SOME FELINE ODOR??? JESUS SAVE MY SOUL"
A term to use when you wanna insult someone when they are too cold.
Someone from a warm environment.
Man 1 :"¡ay dios mÃo! ¡Tengo frÃo!"
Man 2.: "you fucking Heat baby! Its only 63 degrees outside!
Something my dad called urban dictionary when he can't think of the name.
Dad: Hey son can you look this work up in the urban onion?
Me: dad ots called urban dictionary
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Cuntniggerbeanerprickweabookikewhorebastardmulatogingersloothshitblackfacewhitefaceasainfacemexicanfacelookinglongjewnosewearingshortlowgroundbeingdicksuckingpussylickingwethorneydesperatelookinghairjelaxedeoderantusingfootballplayingjockbeingnigger
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The thing my dad says when he can't think of the name of a thing.
Dad: son have you seen that one flickle dacker.
Son: what's a fickle dacker?
a formal charge or accusation of a serious crime.
Guy one : "yo you see that peckerwood #45 has an indictment against him?"
Guy two: "yeah now number 46 needs one too!"
Guy one : "why?"
Guy two : "because im a brainwashed Ninja who likes to deflect"
The highly unacceptable and illegal act To drug a woman's drink than quickly have your way with her and hope she can't remember what happened in the morning.
Bill : hey hey hey! Bitch can you go to the fridge and get me a pudding pop?
Girl: yes (leaves to go get one )
Bill: (slips pill inter her drink as she's gone than when she gets back gives a fast Cosby)
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