Getting stocks

(1) You are rapidly gaining muscle mass

or

(2) You're simply getting fat, real fast

Guy 1: E, I think I'm getting stocks.

Guy 2: Naw fool, you're just fat

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Legitamus

(1) It is similar to the word "legitimate" or its shortened version "legit" but it is said in a much more cooler fashion

Guy 1: A, mang. Let's kick it. I won tickets to the Angels game.

Guy 2: Legitamus!

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