Haider Arslan

This specific Haider is one of the sexiest and most intelligent guys you’ll ever meet. The first thing you’d notice are his big brown eyes and sandwich-sized abs that burst through his shirt. When you see him walk down the street you would immediately think of quitting your job and staring at him for a living. Haider likes to dominate in video games (and in real life *cough*). Legend has it Haider has successfully scammed 3729289 RL players into earning unreasonable profit. He lives on Mount Olympus and eats clouds to stay healthy. Don’t ask me why. Haider has so many friends but his best friend would probably be some super cool dude named Cameron or smth idk. Never doubt Haider. Never underestimate Haider. He is here to take your heart. And your wife. Stay safe Amigos. And as the legendary Haider would always say, “ Who needs protection when you have Haider”.

“WTFFFFF THATS HAIDER?!!! I NEED TO DATE HIM SO BADLY URGH”

I’m quitting by job to work for Haider Arslan. I want him to dominate me.

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Jared Jamal Pereira

This Jared is hot af. You’d never find one like him. He’s the type to not only become irresistible to girls but boys as well. His personality and looks are that hot. He’s the type of dude to start a Minecraft survival with u and risk his diamond armour to save you from the enderdragon. Once u get a Jared, never let him go.

“ OMG, is that JARED JAMAL PEREIRA?! No way you’re so lucky”

“ IS THAT JARED?! HE’ SO FCKING SEXC “

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