weinhold

Noun - A unit of measurement equal to the amount of edible substance left in a container that anyone else would throw a way, but a Weinhold will save until it molds or is extracted.

Verb - To extract a Weinhold from a container.

From the Prussian family of Weinhold, mostly located in Southeastern Wisconsin. Common also in Ontario, Canada.

Stina was ready to wash and recycle the peanut butter jar, but Brendan stopped her. "There's still a Weinhold left in there. I'll Weinhold it."

Gentle Werewolf

(Submissive lycanthrope) A hairy fella who just wants belly rubs most of the time.

Don't worry about all that howling in the bedroom. He's just a Gentle Werewolf.

submissive lycanthropy

When a werewolf acts like a puppy.

I thought I was going to be torn apart by the rage monster, but I guess he had submissive lycanthropy, because he just wanted me to rub his belly.

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