foon

The correct way of saying the s-word (spork). A foon is a cross between a fork and a spoon, commonly used at parties or

school cafeterias

"Please pass the foon, Johnny!"

Jamonesque

Qualities of a massive dumb fucking chicken shit that is not only a menace to society but a detriment to it. It leeches off of those who consider it a friend, only to later carelessly discard them for other, more juicier sources of sustenance. This word is used to describe one who can pubstomp in COD, but lacks real feelings or empathy. Loves the N word.

"You're acting like a Jamonesque bitch right now"
"This mf is playing with my heart so Jamonesquely fr fr"
"Fuck this Jamonesque bitch"