Freddied out

When you finish with a girl too early and isnt enjoyable for either.

Oh my days Ruben I just freddied out with my girlfriend Leona and it was shite.

An albion

When you invite a woman to the local pub in order to confess your love for them / invite them on holiday

An Albion situation would be:
Man(fred) : yo bells come to the isle of skye with me I love you.

Woman(Bella) : Thankyou

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Fredication

When you turn your girlfriend off with sex.

Leona: Freddie that sex was so short it was such a fredication