Homoflexible

I’m gay but shit happens

Gay dude: *makes out with a girl/nonbinary person*
Friend: “dude aren’t you gay!?”
Gay Dude: “don’t worry bro, I’m homoflexible.”

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Gay

Me :)

Mom: honey when are you going to find a boyfriend?
Me, a gay queer genderfluid bitch: gotta blast

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