Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick

When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"

Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.

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Swagcurious

A person who has a certain swag one day, but dips their toes into another swag pool the next. They're not quite sure how they like to dress or not to dress and doing their best to fit in with others. It can get annoying to those around them, but they're oblivious to this fact.

Logan: Hey dude, do you see that girl over there?
Joseph: Yeah, Kaylee. What about her?
Logan: She is switching up her swag everyday.
Joseph: I think she might be swagcurious.