Irrigation irritation

When your significant other is horny 24/7 and you’re starting to get annoyed with it.

Dude, my girlfriend is giving me a serious case of Irrigation Irritation

overbeating your eggs

When you’ve beaten your meat so much that your “Eggs” no longer produce anything. See also Shooting Blanks

Damn, fifth day of DDD? You must be overbeating your eggs.