Goofinate

To make up a word, action or dance that is goofy...Goofinate

She was on her game that night, making shit up...a true and glorious goofinater.

Tag and Bag

To own someone as property.

"She's hot, yes. But she's talked marriage since the first date."

She wants to tag and bag you Freddie. Be careful.

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Kleptoparisitism

kleptoparisitism

Hunt, steal, hang on, steal some more. Bears in Yellowstone hunt with wolves...like good buds, then steal their elk kill, failing to invite them to dinner.

bitches be too!
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my ex was into that...

kleptoparisitism.

took my heart, clamped on my ass, too... like a fucking deer tick... until she also drained my wallet! Bitch.

Oh, well. Its a new word for a new year!

apophatic

"Sit down, shut up, let me tell you about Jesus."

No thanks. I'm apophatic. A mystic. Like Socrates, I know best when I know I dont know. Negitive theology, dude. More accurate by far.

One who is Apophatic knows someone or some thing best by speaking about, first, what can't be known.

necrofeelynecrosis

When your neck wound won't heal and your brain dribbles out from over fantasizing about old, dead, sexual relationships. Necrosis meets Necrophelia.

Hey dude, you got a bad case of Necrofeelynecrosis. Stop thinking about her.. It's rotting your brain.