Hoofmaker

A type of person with the impulse to blow the cock of an animal, place the cum inside the animal's asshole, and then drink it slowly as if drinking a Giant Gulp; mainly cocks of the hoofed beast.

"Dude! That guy is sucking the cum out of that bull's ass!"

"Don't worry man, he's just a stupid Hoofmaker."

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obcena boil

A large puss boil typically found on the tip of a small mexican penis. Typically difficult when attempting to fornicate, because the boil is larger than the penis, and because the boil has a tendency to drain when the penis is erect. The attempt to fornicate while carrying the obcena boil can transfer into the partner, male or female. If a female has any sign of an obcena boil she must seek medical help immediately!

Not resulting to do so will cause her asshole to rot from the inside out and anal leakage will seep into her vagina hole. Thus creating a shameful and forever active Alabama Hot Pocket.

Warning! Deadly!

"Did you nail that chick last night?"

"No dude, she looked at my obcena boil and she puked on my mom's tits."