Cold-a-sac

When you’re giving road head after eating a gotta have it sized cold stone and you throw up all over your man’s dick and he has to drive home with throw up on his cock and balls.

Last night, after I ate cake batter ice cream, I cold-a-sac my man’s dick and then I passed out while he had to drive home with throw up on his cock and balls.

Micanopy

Where that Seminole wind blows through that one caution light, where the mosquitos carry you into the swamp . If you go to town it's for antiques or beer. The best barbecue around at pearls, which is in a gas station. drunken times end up at cafe risqué or ridin in the woods of Lochloosa. Drinkin bush light is high class, if you don't know who pookie is you aren't local. If your from here your either a redneck or a hippie. You know better than to speed through this amazing town!

You sound funny where are you from?

"Micanopy bra! Get like me !"

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